People forget, forget they're hiding.

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy



veronicaecholls:

#OH MY GOD #IT IS STARTING




 #i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in history

 #i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in history

posted 3 days ago via pembroke · originally finnemores
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Gavin + the local creeper population


fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

posted 4 days ago via heathyr · originally bidenette
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vanehwasreal:

what i’ve gathered from the show so far


kcvmh:

“That’s what she said.”

posted 5 days ago via heathicorn · originally kcvmh
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balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

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and think the video is broken when it stops to load

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“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

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“work in pairs”

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da ba dee da ba di 

posted 6 days ago via fuckingniara · originally mk042
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Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!


haroldlloyds:

Happy Birthday Frederick Austerlitz Fred Astaire 
10 May 1899 - 22 June 1987

“When you talk about Fred Astaire, you talk about heaven. What more can I say?” - Johnny Green, Hollywood Speaks! An Oral History, 1974

“He was not just the best ballroom dancer, or tap dancer, he was simply the greatest, most imaginative, dancer of our time.” - Rudolph Nureyev, 1987

Fred Astaire was simply one of the most influential performers in film history. Not only did he revolutionise the way dance was performed and captured on film, he also had a profound influence on music and hollywood in general. In a time when the world needed something joyous, they got Fred Astaire; a talented, charismatic performer whose charming smile was exactly what movie-goers wanted. Notorious for being a perfectionist and crippled with self-consciousness he floated across the screen with effortless grace that continues to amaze today. Though he was never convinced of it, there can be no doubt that he achieved perfection. 

And at age seventy-eight, he broke his left wrist while riding his grandson’s skateboard.

You know, you so-and-so, you’ve a little of the hoodlum in you. - James Cagney on Fred Astaire in Top Hat, White Tie and Tails, from Top Hat (1935)

posted 1 week ago via pembroke · originally haroldlloyds
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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

typewriter-ribbons:

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

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you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

That’s all I could think in response to that nonsense.


lars134:

Gregory Peck

lars134:

Gregory Peck

posted 2 weeks ago via heathicorn · originally lars134
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